Utah Phillips - singer, songwriter, activist, raconteur and unionist
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
This article appeared on page B - 3 of the San Francisco Chronicle
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
This article appeared on page B - 3 of the San Francisco Chronicle

charlton heston was a real son-of-a-bitch, and probably one of the finest comedic actors of all time. having such an extraordinary presence in hollywood, with side-splitters like “the ten commandments” and “ben hur”, it often became difficult to differentiate the man from his super-human abilities, on screen and off. at many times, even impossible to attribute him with any mortal qualities at all. a compassionate, conservative, god-fearing master of the soliloquy, or a musket-toting, militia-oriented, venom spitting gun freak serpent? one thing is most certain; he was most definitely a little bit queer.
in celebration of mr. heston’s epic career, i’ve decided not to indulge in “planet of the apes”.. again, but rather, revisit his riveting and inspirational documentation of the holy word in:

i first discovered most of this vhs box set in the dollar bin at my old job. and what a goldmine it is. i can’t possibly begin to remember how many days and nights i sat in that pink living room in echo park, bong in hand, captivated by the scripture. with no costume change, or angle cut, heston glides from one character into the next, sometimes playing christ and all 12 disciples at once, his enunciation and breath control slice through the dry jeruselum air, often from the exact locations of where these historical events probably never took place.
i would like to imagine that mr. heston is giving his performance of a lifetime at this very moment. and hopefully, for his sake, st. peter is somewhat moved.